Penelope wants her belly rubbed, and she wants it right now. (Taken with instagram)

Penelope wants her belly rubbed, and she wants it right now. (Taken with instagram)

"[Fabian Johnson is] the soccer equivalent of laser eye surgery or getting air conditioning for the first time."

— Brian Phillips, U.S. Men’s National Team: Baby Steps to the Elevator

#BolderBoulder 2012 48:01 #AnotherWeekAnotherPR (Taken with Instagram at Folsom Field)

#BolderBoulder 2012 48:01 #AnotherWeekAnotherPR (Taken with Instagram at Folsom Field)

Can we get more games like this one? Nicely done, boys.

Why does Chomsky get his own section? (Advertising outside of a Boulder bookstore.) (Taken with instagram)

Why does Chomsky get his own section? (Advertising outside of a Boulder bookstore.) (Taken with instagram)

Car dog is watching you park. (Taken with Instagram at Whole Foods Market)

Car dog is watching you park. (Taken with Instagram at Whole Foods Market)

Subtle Aroma and Taste

“[This beer] has an extremely clean aroma with subtle notes of both malts and hops. Hints of sweetness can be detected throughout, leaving a nice clean balance. Due to its subtle aroma and taste this brew is incredibly drinkable.” - Liquor Mart, advertising today’s special

To what beer were they referring? Bud Light.

You’re probably going to pick wrong. (Taken with instagram)

You’re probably going to pick wrong. (Taken with instagram)

My house seems to be missing a roof. I’m sure they’re coming back tomorrow to put that on, right? (Taken with instagram)

My house seems to be missing a roof. I’m sure they’re coming back tomorrow to put that on, right? (Taken with instagram)